#tj’s mailbox

[eddiesxangel]

idk if you've ever done this but dad bod, husband eddie with his pretty little wifey that makes him the best food and takes care of him very good by sucking his dick

Ok now that’s out of the way YES YES YES YESSSSSSSSSS

This totally got away from me and kinda morphed into more than duck sucking

“Baby, you’re not going to find me attractive anymore if you keep feeding me like this,” he half-heartedly jokes as you put the dinner plate in front of him and kiss his clean-shaven cheek.

You have always loved cooking for him; it’s one of your love languages.

Sure, he had a little pooch/beer belly, but his face also had filled out, and he looked much healthier than he did when he lived off slim Jim’s and canned pasta. He’s so appreciative of your cooking, and it’s really good—even the vegetables he’s learned to love—the way you do your maple glazed carrots are his favourite.

“Never baby, I love you too much. ” you smile and sit down.

After you’re done and the dishes are washed and put away, Eddie rests in the living room, watching something. You bring him a nice cold bottle of beer from the fridge (because you insisted to him it tasted better than canned beer, and he deserves the best).

“Thank you, baby, you’re so good to me. Don’t know what I did to deserve you.” He smiled and pulled you in to sit on his lap. His thick thighs are the perfect seat for you, and his thick muscular arms wrap around your hip and rest his free and on your lap.

“You think so?” You twirl Eddie’s wedding ring around his finger.

“Never had someone take care of me so good babygirl.” And he’s correct. His uncle tired his best but it’s not the same kind of love you provide for him.

You dote on him hand and foot, and he’s never asked you to. At first, he was uncomfortable with it because it was so foreign to him. He's never had someone care for him like this. He was highly independent before you. He never wanted help; he could do it himself. Even though he’s gotten used to your ways, he’s never not appreciative. He thanks you, praises you, and loves you so much that he thinks his heart will explode.

The two of you sit on his chair watching tv until you break the comfortable silence.

“ I think you look so sexy.” You say out of the blue. Remembering his remark from the dinner table. And it’s the truth, you love Eddie, and his new figure is making your head fuzzy. He’s gotten bigger, not just his tummy, but his arms and legs have filled out bc of the lifting and bending he does at the construction sights. It’s been gradual, but with the hardy meals and manual labour he’s filled out since your wedding day.

“Do you now?” He cocks his head curiously.

“Mhmm” you hum and lean in to kiss his neck.

“I see what you’re up to” he chuckled and his belly moved a little.

“I don’t know what you’re talking about” you smile into his neck before nipping it.

Your hand moves to palm his cock that’s already semi hard and a soft moan leaves your husband’s lips.

“Baby” he whispered as you slink down off his lap onto your knees before him.

Your hands fiddle with his belt buckle on his jeans, you know he’s had a long strenuous day. Eddie looks down at you like you have him the world, you see the lust in his eyes along with the sparkle of love behind it.

You free his cock from the confines of his briefs you insisted on buying for him. Much sexier than the looses boxers he was use to, and he agreed they feel more comfortable.

You can’t help but stare at your husbands pelvis, his cock stood at attention and his chocolate pubic hair was flattered from the sweat- but you didn’t mind, it was so Eddie and his smell made your mouth water.

“Wanna make you feel good baby” you purr as you reach your hand to grip the tick shaft. Your hand envelops his shaft, pumping it a few times before you sit up higher on your knees to put his head in your mouth.

Eddie's hand strokes your head as you suck on the head like a lollipop. Somewhere along the way, Eddie rids himself of his shirt.

The view Eddie has of you is going to be engrained in his memory forever. Your beautiful eyes looking up as his as you kiss down the side of his shaft, worshiping him from your knees like he was your god.

“So fucking pretty, baby. Prettiest girl I know, and your all mine.”

His eyes glance to your left hand that'd pumping his cock, your simple but shiny wedding ring catching the light from the lamp on the coffee table.

You lean up to kiss him on the lips and he surprises you and he lifts you up by the armpits and plops you back down in his lap. Both legs on. Either side of Eddie waist, your dress splayed out around his lap and your wet core planted on his cock.

“No panties?” he smiles at the realization. “This your plan all along?”

“Easy access” you slowly move your hips forward, running your wet pussy along Eddie's cock up to the end and your pussy meets the hairs of Eddie's happy trail.

Its feels so good for the both of you, you can't help but pull yourcloers to Eddie as you grind down on him.

“Come on baby, slip it in” he kisses your neck and you obey as your husband’s cock slips into your wanton pussy with ease.

“That’s it, you like being my good little wife?” Eddie praises and you start to bounce on his cock.

Eddie pulls the front of your dress down, and your breasts spring free so they can bounce in front of his face. He loves you like this. he revels in it, it’s the sexiest thing he could be witness too.

“Answer me baby” he gives your ass a small slap.

“Yes, I love it, I love you”

Eddie responds with guiding your head with his hand to his so he can kiss you. A filthy tongue filled kiss so good you forget to breathe. A kiss so good it tells you how much he loves you and adores you.

You don’t stop fucking yourself in his cock, you keep going no matter how much your thighs burn because he’s so deep you can’t stop even if you wanted. His cock fills you up so good each thrust you’re addicted to the feeling.

“Fuck baby you should see yourself. So fucking pretty riding my dick. Love watching you make my cock disappear. I can feel how deed I am inside you babygirl.”

“Baby” you moan.

“Yes”

“More” you huff, becoming out of breath but you’re so close. You can feel your tummy tightening, you're on the brink.

“Mmmm you’ve been so good tonight, I think that can be arranged.” Eddie plants his feet in the ground, holds you still and starts fucking up into you so fast all you can hear is the slapping of skin and his balls hitting your ass. He’s so deep and you’re so full. The speed he’s hitting your g spot each time you can’t hold on.

It doesn’t take many thrusts before your cum is spilling out into Eddie’s cock.

“God, baby that wa a big one, huh” he slows down but the pressure behind each thrust was the same. His hips snapping up into your pussy, your hands rest on his belly, your fingers dipping into the skin, leaving little half moons from your nails as your orgasm still is running through you like an after shock.

“Not done with you yet.” You are still seeing stars but he gently places you down on the floor so you can rest and so he can look at your pretty face when he fills you with his cum.

“Baby” you reach out to him, wanting him close, wanting him to kiss you and hold you, to be as close as possible.

“I got you baby.” He coos, sliding himself back in your warm wet pussy. Your hot cum coats his shaft, the smell of you making his head spin.

You cant help but feel needy for another orgasm as you watch Eddie’s large frame towering over you, protecting you, as he chases his own orgasm.

Your hands grip his ass, that too has filled out and you can’t help but want to bite as his hips fuck into you over and over. Your sweaty bodies are sticking together, moulding as one.

Eddie is close- and how could he not be when his woman is so perfect and he is so in love.

“Come for me, baby.” you whimper.

“Fuck, I'm close keep talking like that” his head is rested in the crook of your neck, his hand is rubbing your clit, and you cum all over his co k once again.

“Need it baby, I need it so bad, come in me please, please. Fill me, I want it baby.” You beg and before you know it Eddie’s cock is buried deep inside you and you know he’s releasing himself inside you.

A relieved sigh leaves your chest before a gleeful giggle.

“Fuck baby” his body collapses into of you and you’ve never felt so loved.

You wrap your limps around him like a koala, refusing to let him leave or slip out of you just yet.

“You think it will work this time?” He asks breathlessly, looking down at you.

“I hope so, but we will just keep on practicing until it does” you wiggle your brows.

“Fuck I love you” Eddie’s smiles down at you, as you know you couldn’t have married anyone better.

[userchai]

HORNY EDDIE THOTS YOU SAY?!!!

making out with Dom!Eddie’s cock, you’re absolutely sloping all over it. It’s SO MESSY but he’s praising how good you’re doing so he lets you touch yourself while he fucks your mouth 🫨

tj PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HELP!

oh my god the way he would talk to you, would be absolute filth. praising you for how you choke around him, drool running down your chin as he bucks his hips against your face. you’re so far down on his cock that your nose is touching the hair at the base, it tickles the end of your nose as you breath him in. “Such a good little cocksucker, absolutely gagging for it aren’t you?” He’s asking, brushing away some of your hair as you whine around him. “You love my cock baby? Tell me you love it.” You gag again as you moan around him, trying to say ‘I love it’ while he’s pushing your head down. He sees you rutting against the ground like a pitiful little slut so he decides to take mercy on you, letting you slip your hand down and rub your clit as he runs his hand against where his cock is resting in your throat.

[fullsaw]

hey what about TJ

Ooooohhh the lad

Wasn't a big fan initially, thought he was gonna be the typical shy-but-super-strong type you see in a lot of dating sims when he was actually a lot more nuanced

His route is really cute and then it slowly becomes the most fucked up in the entire game; kinda wish it had a better ending even if I did enjoyed the whole murder-pact thing with chase

If you play his route, he can never have a normal life again. Chase is an anchor holding him down and he is a shell of what he was in the beginning

[side note but chase easily has the most inner dialogue in tjs route, its really funny listening to his gradual mental decline and REALLY shows how little the group care about anyones mental health]

He has one of my favourite designs out the entire cast alongside Jenna (i adore his ears and face tufts) (wish we could have seen his beta design in action though)

Not a lot to say but overall a neat dude, objectively the best love interest

Have a preacher teej for your ask ~

[meteorherd]

gar our friend gar :) (the beast boy not. the cat. or do the cat im not yr dad)

GOD okay this got insanely long because im unwell sorry. me when im mentally ill about the cat obviously

okay good GOD i would violently circle wasted potential 50 fucking times if i could. society if dc let gar age past 18-20. society if titans la actually happened and gar had his own team of titans to lead. society if gar was actually able to grow out of the titans and be a hero outside of it as well. SOCIETY IF HE WAS STILL FRIENDS WITH VIC. i miss them </3 and thats not even touching on his powers. i personally like that gar's powers dont have clear limitations (like how he can turn into alien animals that he shouldnt even be able to tap into or how he can turn into creatures that don't even exist if his emotions get the better of him) but it always seemed to me more of writers not knowing what to do with him rather than actually playing with the idea…i think to some extent, untapped potential that could be seen as wasted potential is kind of the point with gar since he's initially introduced as afraid to take responsibility, but well. it has been literal decades at this point, and i think most of its ended up being mistranslated from the original intention with gar to Actually being wasted potential with him. come on man

alsooo oh my god gar is like the EPITOME of everyone but me is wrong about them to me. its genuinely so jarring to me what fanon gar is like HDKJFKHJKG like he's not a silly sunshine boy or whatever (which if i am being honest comes most of the time from bbr//ae shippers who warp both of them entirely to fit their personal ship dynamic preference but i digress). the canon bb that i know is honestly pretty snarky with his humor and CAN 100% be a jerk when he's feeling like it. and he knows when he's being one. he also knows when he's being annoying he does it on purpose. ALSO probably the biggest thing i dislike about fanon gar is when people act like his only trauma was with tara when the guy literally has the most insanely traumatic backstory ever. like obviously there's the inferiority complex but what about his MASSIVE survivor's guilt (like, part of the tara angst is a subset of his survivor's guilt but no one ever seems to acknowledge that either) and his status as a metahuman. he's literally green. what about his history as an actor and how that bleeds into how he can act like a different person depending on the people he's around. and i know a lot of people get annoyed about his daddy issues with steve but i am personally intrigued. he's such a deeply fucked up guy that i will never understand how people think he only has One Deep Thing to explore about him. i think a lot of people blame the teen titans cartoon for what fanon gar is now and while obviously that version of gar isnt as Deep without full context i feel like its still pretty easy to pick up the pieces. if anything its the fans who create fanon based on a kids cartoon they havent seen in Years from what they very vaguely remember and shoving it into their own desired tropes who are to blame LOL especially when dc just ends up encouraging it too

however i DO think he works best on a team, he's very much a team sort of guy and thrives off of interacting with others. something i find so interesting about gar is that technically he's capable of doing solo work but very much prefers a team setting. and besides a big part of how his character works is by having people to bounce his little quips off of. and his serious moments aren't nearly as rewarding if theres no one there to witness them i think. and not to bring up vic again but he worked so well with vic 😔 from what i know gar literally does not have any sort of fun dynamic these days which sucks when he is very much a dynamic guy. anyways as you can tell i like him maybe i guess. just a little bit. this got embarrassingly long (probably because i do want to talk about titans stuff in general on here and then i just get shy </3). he's my bestie who kind of sucks and i love him. thank you and good fucking night!!!!!!

[bullybon-a]

tj knows how to rollerblade!! it’s one of his favorite things to do, he honestly would love heelies but they came a bit later then his childhood so he stuck to the good ol’ reliable rollerblades when he needed to get somewhere quick and wanted to have fun with it! it was a pretty common occurrence to see him rollerblade down the hill across the way & to his mailbox to get the mail for the morning!

[we-are-inevitable]

not moving on, not looking back // ch. 3

A/N: AHHH HES HERE !!! 

Tag List: @tarantulas4davey (let me know if you’d like to be added!)

Read on AO3!

***

He's about five minutes early, but that's fine, right? Yeah. David raises his fist and knocks on the door.

Just a few moments later, the door opens, and David grins. “Hi, Ka-- Oh, you're... not Katherine.”

The first day is actually a lot better than David thought it would be. His kids are all pretty chill about him being the new teacher, and they all cooperated well and let him know exactly where they were and what they needed to be doing. It was a nice change of pace from the class he used to teach back in New York, which was all so fast and strict, but this is much more subdued. David loves it already, but he’s thankful it’s over; it’s been a long day, and right now, he just wants to go home and relax for a few moments before he gets ready for dinner with the Kelly’s.

Once home, which he arrives at around 4:15, David changes into something a bit more casual- a pair of ripped skinny jeans, a white shirt, and a light blue flannel that he leaves unbuttoned. The sleeves are shorter on this one, just barely to his upper arm, but he still rolls the sleeves up to his shoulder. David sees no point in dressing up particularly ‘fancy’ for this dinner; he’s 26, and Katherine seems to be around his age as well, so it isn’t like he needs to impress any actual professional adults.

David waits until about 5:30 to leave his place. According to Google Maps, Katherine’s house is about a twenty minute walk away from his own, but that's fine with David. He walked everywhere in the city, and he’s looking forward to the stroll. On his way there, David takes in everything he can: the color of the trees changing, the crunchy leaves beneath his brown boots, the crisp autumn air. He can get used to this feeling. It feels… nice. It isn’t rushed.

Maybe Tarrytown isn’t such a bad place after all.

David tilts his head to the side as he pulled his phone out of his pocket, looking down at the address. He checks the number on the mailbox and nods to himself, rubbing his arm as he walks up the driveway. The house isn’t huge, but it’s two stories. It looks historical. Colonial. He takes a deep breath and checks his watch. He's about five minutes early, but that's fine, right? Yeah. David raises his fist and knocks on the door.

Just a few moments later, the door opens, and David grins. “Hi, Ka-- Oh, you're... not Katherine.”

No, no. The man standing in front of him is most definitely not Katherine, but David isn’t exactly upset at the mixup. This guy is hot. He has a square jaw, tan skin, dark brown eyes, and perfectly messy hair- which is wavy and kind of long, coming just a few inches above his shoulders. He's a few inches shorter than David, too, but he seems pretty strong, especially since the shirt he's wearing- some college t-shirt- is perfectly tight in all the right places and, wow, David has never felt more homosexual. Someone call 911. Cause of death: hot guy.

The man standing in front of David raises a brow, then glances him over. “Nah, I ain’t Katherine. Who're you?”

Oh, fuck, his voice is deep. David isn't going to make it through dinner. “Uh-- Heh, David Jacobs, I work with Katherine… She, um, invited me. To dinner. Unless I have the wrong place--”

“David!” Katherine calls out, and he sees her rush out of the kitchen. She looks different outside of school- her hair is tied low, her bangs are swept to the side and held by a few pins, and she’s wearing a pair of mom jeans and a simple white turtleneck. She looks almost unrecognizable outside of her professional clothes. “Gosh, I’m so glad you’re here! This is my husband, Jack. Jack, this is David Jacobs. He just moved into town. Took Mrs. Ingram’s job, remember?”

“Mrs. Ingram got fired?” Jack asks under his breath with a confused expression, before shaking his head and turning his attention back to David. “Come on in, man.”

David nods slowly, taking a step into the house. It’s cute- there’s a fireplace, a big leather couch, and a nice little coffee table. A shelf lines the wall in the back of the room, with books and little knickknacks, as well as a few plants here and there. The living room was spacious, connected to a staircase that led upstairs. Everything is lit up inside, and it feels… bright. It feels homey. “You’re both really good at interior design,” David comments idly, but doesn’t miss the weird look that Jack shoots Katherine.

“Thank you! I got a lot of this stuff at TJ Maxx,” Katherine admits with a grin, before leaning up on her tiptoes to kiss Jack’s cheek. “You boys have fun, alright? I’m gonna go work on dinner.”

Just a few moments pass until Jack and David are alone. Jack looks at David with a curious expression, before gesturing for David to follow him. He walks to the living room and plops down on the couch, turning the volume on the TV down. “You’re the gay one, right?”

David sputters for a moment as he sits down, before nodding. “Yeah? Listen, if you have a problem with-”

“No, hey, it’s cool! I was just wondering. Calm down, man,” Jack shoots him a kind smile. “Want a beer?”

“No, thank you.”

“Suit yourself,” Jack says with a grin, then leans forward, grabbing his can of Bud Light and taking a sip. His eyes are on the TV, and as soon as the commercials turn off, Jack turns the volume back up. It isn’t very loud- probably because David is there- but Jack seems entranced by what was on the screen.

David turns to face it, and has to hold in a sigh as he sees a football game being played. Of course. David doesn’t know what else he was expecting. Slowly, he pulls his phone out of his back pocket, scrolling through his Twitter timeline for a few minutes before hearing a chuckle from beside him. “What, is football boring to you or somethin’?”

“Huh?” David glances over at Jack, who seems to be studying him. “Oh-- Sorry, no, I just don’t get how it’s played,” David admits, hurriedly shoving his phone back into his pocket.

“What do you mean, you don’t get how it’s played?” Jack asks with a bewildered look, then scoffs. “I mean, just because you’re gay doesn’t mean you can’t watch football. You’re still a dude, right?”

David shoots Jack a look. “Are you serious right now?”

“Right, sorry. I- I didn’t mean- I’m sorry. That won’t happen again,” Jack cringes, before leaning forward. “I just… Who ever said football is for beer-guzzling troglodytes in trailer parks? We scholars, you and I, can enjoy this on a whole other level!”

“Scholars?” David asks with a tilt of his head.

Jack makes a noncommittal gesture, but Katherine chimes in from the kitchen. “He’s a history professor down at Mercy!” She brags cheerfully, which causes Jack to shake his head. 

“That- That isn’t important right now. What’s important is that you know football basics when you leave my house tonight,” Jack says with a smirk, moving closer. He wraps his arm around David’s shoulder- clearly, he isn't averse to physical contact- then points toward the screen. “Look, first you got your two teams. Yeah? There’s a coin toss to begin the game. Both teams really wanna win tonight, it’s a big game, so this is gonna be intense. The coach assigns a starter and, boom, the game starts with kickoff. And…" Jack pauses, watching the action on the screen, before letting out a subdued cheer with a raised fist. "We’re four downs to the ten-yard line! Ya follow?”

“Uh…”  David really wants to speak, but Jack’s arm is still around him like that and, wow, it’s kind of hard to think. This was just a silly little attraction to Katherine’s hot husband, though, nothing worse than that. 

The rest of the first quarter goes just like that. Jack explains everything he can to David about the inner workings of the game. He’s so goddamn passionate about it, and David really has to concentrate in order to even hear what he’s saying. He’s talking, he’s saying all of this information that he knew by heart, but all David can focus on is his voice.

“Davey, dude, you’re missing the game!”

David blinks and comes back to reality for a moment. He nods and looks back at the screen, a soft blush rising to his cheeks. “Right. Okay. Focus on the fine men.”

“The offensive linemen?”

“Have you seen number 49? I said what I said.”

“Right,” Jack says with a chuckle, shaking his head. “Whatever. Choose your valentine, but let me have my game in peace.”

“Why else do people watch this stuff?” David asks with a soft laugh, smiling at Jack, and Jack smiles back and wow, David’s heart stops for a second. “When’s the intermission?”

“Inter-- What, you need a glass of wine?” Jack teases and gently nudges David’s shoulder. “God, ya kill me, Dave,” Jack murmurs, turning to face him. Their eyes lock for one, two, three seconds, before Jack tears his gaze away and focuses on the screen. “Glad you’re at least enjoyin’ yourself.”

“Me too,” David admits softly, turning back to face the TV. An awkward silence falls over them, until David slowly speaks up. “It isn’t as boring as I thought it was.”

“Huh?” Jack glances over at him, then chuckles. “Aww, you like football now?”

“I wouldn’t say that,” David clarifies, “but it was entertaining. Better than what I watched in high school, at least. I was in the marching band. Drumline.”

Jack shoots him a toothy grin, and looks as though he was about to speak until Katherine’s voice sounds from the kitchen. “Jack, David, dinner’s ready!”

[captainkippen]

Marty and Buffy in quarantine together (maybe as adults? or they live very close so they see each other? idk)

Quarantine

Quarantine was boring. Marty sighed to himself as he lay sprawled out on his couch staring at the ceiling. It would be fine if he had anyone with him, but his roommate - TJ - had been out of town visiting his boyfriend when the lockdown was announced and he’d decided it was the responsible thing to stay put. Marty didn’t resent the fact that Cyrus now got to spend the foreseeable future having marshmallow nerf gun fights with his best friend instead of him exactly, but he did envy him. 

He picked up the nerf gun at his side and shot it at the wall for the fiftieth time that morning. It made a satisfying thumping sound against the centre of the dart board and fell to the floor, joining the growing collection of candy scattered about the floor. Much to his disappointment, it did not miraculously jump back up and launch itself at his face. He sighed again - sugary shootouts alone were no fun. Life would be a lot less dull if TJ was here to act as a moving target. 

He was just contemplating making himself the third sandwich of the morning, when the sound of a window being shoved up and an annoyed voice came from outside.

“Hey, asshole!”

Marty peered at his own window… surely they weren’t talking to him? Gingerly, he leaned over the back of the couch and stuck his head outside. Oh. Definitely him.

His neighbour, Buffy he thought her name was (from what he’d overheard by the mailboxes), was glaring back at him looking ready to kill. 

“You called?” He said, aiming for casual and ruining it by misplacing his arm on the ledge and almost tumbling out. He steadied himself, hearting beating double-time, and tried to school his face into a serious expression. She looked unimpressed. 

“If you don’t stop banging on the wall,” she growled. “I will come over there and bang your head against it instead. Until you bleed.”

“Now that’s not very neighbourly.”

“I’m serious,” she said, then disappeared back inside and slammed the window. 

Hm. Marty mulled over this interaction as he pulled his head back inside and, for a moment, seriously considered not being a jackass. But then again, it was against his nature to be sensible for too long. That was the first human interaction he’d had in a week. He wasn’t going to waste it. He picked up the marshmallow gun and shot it at the wall three times in quick succession.

Within moments, he heard the sound of next door’s window slamming open once again. He peered out with a wide grin. 

“Why do you crave death?” Buffy asked him.

“Murder is a more interesting way to go than Coronvirus,” he replied.

She threw a balled up sock at him. It fell to the ground, two stories below, with a pathetic thud.

“Nice,” he said.

“I hate you.”

He laughed as she slammed the window closed.

*

The next day, he made as much noise as possible as he cooked himself pasta. It only took five minutes for the sound of the window scraping against its frame to catch his attention. He held out the pot of spaghetti to Buffy as he greeted her.

“Italiano?”

“I’ll kill you.”

“At least eat first.”

She took one meatball and disappeared.

*

The day after that he blasted country music until a well-aimed something hit his window pane. When he looked down at the ground, a banana lay split and mushy on the ground.

“Well, that was a waste of potassium,” He said in dismay.

Buffy didn’t dignify it with a response.

*

A week later, after several more angry window interactions, Marty slid out into a hall and slipped a note underneath Buffy’s door. An hour later it was returned. They played four games of hangman and a game of noughts and crosses. It was the most fun Marty had had since TJ had left.

*

“So where’s your roommate?” Marty asked, as they both hung out the window one morning, eating their respective breakfasts. He knew she had one, Andi? Maybe? TJ talked to her in the hall sometimes. Apparently she shared the same passion for motocross that he had.

“At her parents,” Buffy replied. “It’s boring without her. What about you?”

“At his boyfriend’s,” Marty grimaced. “Too quiet.”

They spent the rest of the morning making up stories about the people who passed below on the street.

*

One morning, Marty opened the door to find a box of donuts outside the door. That was the moment he was sure.

*

“Do you want to go on a date when this is over?” He asked, halfway through a strawberry donut.

Buffy seemed to consider this for a moment, around her chocolate glazed, but he was pretty sure it was just for a moment. After about thirty seconds (when he’d already started to sweat thinking maybe he’d got it wrong) she nodded and he sighed in relief.

“We could have italiano,” she smiled, and he grinned in response.

[eddiesxangel]

sucking off virgin!eddie blurb?

Cw: hand job, blow job, hair pulling, swallowing, dirty talk, pet names, g!n Reader.

You had Eddie lying back on the plush blankets by and pillows of your bed. You watched and his chest rise and fall rapidly as your fingers traced the outline of the prominent bulge imprinted in his sweatpants.

“You okay baby?” You cock your head curiously.

Baby. Eddie could have come then and there just buy the name of endearment alone.

“Y-yes” he stumbled out and he tried so hard to keep his cool, trying so hard not to cum just by your fingers lightly tracing his hard cock.

“I can’t wait to taste you.” You smirk as you hook your fingers under the grey elastic waistband. You were truly excited to see what he’s been hiding from you.

“Fuck” he bites as your words swim around in his head. You can’t wait to taste him. You want to have his cock in your mouth, to please him, to worship him.

“You like that baby?” You observed as his cock twitched once it was free of its confines.

He bites his lip and frantically nods his head, his small sweaty tendrils covering his forehead bounced up and down with it.

“Oh honey, you’re so big” you coo. Your praises make Eddie whimper.

“Please” he brings a shaky hand up to your face. You lean into him a touch. He was so sweet, so gentle, and you were about to ruin him.

“Don’t worry baby, I’ll take care of you” you kiss the inside of his palm before giving it a teasing lick. A little preview to what you’re about to do his cock.

“Shit” Another whimper leaves his lips.

You spit into your palm before gently griping his cock with the right about of pressure. You stroke it once, twice, three times before dipping your head down to teasingly give the pink leaky head a few kitten licks, ease him into it.

You feel his wide hand spread across the back of your head lightly resting it there, not knowing what to do with it. Wanting to press your head further but he knew better than to do that.

“It’s ok Ed’s, you can touch me” you gazed up at him with puppy dog eyes as you dip your head lower so you can lick him from base to tip.

“Shit shit shit” Eddie could die right now. He was being so uncool but it didn’t matter because use you were making him feel so good. Oh god he can’t believe how warm and wet your tongue was and you hadn’t even started yet.

You finally dip your head down lower and lower until you take him as far as you could. You swirl your tongue around his thick long shaft, bobbing your head up and down slowly before speeding up.

Nope it was official, Eddie died and was in heaven. This was it, no way there could be something better than this. (Little does he know yes there is in fact, but you’ll show him another day )

He wasn’t going to last much longer, not with your magical mouth working his throbbing cock so good. His breath quickened as he tried holding off, he thought of puppies, grandmas, anything that was not the delicious feeling that you were serving to him.

“Baby baby baby” he panted as you glided your soft wet lips along his velvet skin of his shaft. Your mouth suctioned into home like a vice, coming up to the tip and swirling around and that’s what did it for Eddie.

“I’m cumingI’m cumingI’m cuming!” His stomach clenched his head popped up off the bed and the grip on the back of your head tightened, pulling your hair taught. You let his cum run down the back of your throat before licking up everything. You open your mouth showing him you’ve swallowed everything.

“Holy shit” Eddie flops back on the bed totally spent.

“You okay?” You giggle crawling up his chest before he latches his strong arms around you.

“If I ever say no to one of those ever, I give you permission to slap me ok”

You can’t help but giggle as Eddie peppers kisses all along your face.

“Thank you” he blushes.

“You think that’s fun baby? Just you wait” you wink.

[userchai]

ILY TOO TJ 🫶🏽🫶🏽🥹🥹

[tjkiahgb]

Episode Recap: 3.20, “We Were Here”

Guys, I’m sorry. I know the whole idea is, oh, tjkiahgb does his funny little recap and makes his jokes and all that.

I don’t know what to do about this episode.

I feel like this recap is just going to be a bunch of screencaps and me writing “I’m emotional!” underneath each of them. I’m going to have to do 15 paragraphs on Celia in a dinosaur costume just to have anything to say.

Alright, well, let’s see if I can pull myself together long enough to do this.

OH MY GOD, IT’S THE LAST “PREVIOUSLY ON ANDI MACK” WE’RE EVER GOING TO SEE. I NEED TO LIE DOWN!

Okay. I’m back. Let’s try this again.

For the last time, our episode begins at Celia’s house.

Celia’s all packed and ready for a trip. She gives Bex her orders and lays down the law.

Bex is like, come on, mom, you know we’re going to have a party.

And Celia’s like, yeah.

Consider this my wedding gift.

Celia departs for places unknown and...

OH NO IT’S THE LAST TIME WE’LL EVER SEE THE INTRO! HELP MEEEEE!

At Bex’s, Andi and Bex gather supplies for the party.

Bex is like, oh thank God we still have those. It’s not a party until the cheaply made SWAG sunglasses make an appearance.

They start making a list of the essentials for a party: food, balloons, glow-sticks.

Bex says she’s been meaning to get one of those. So, wait, she doesn’t already have one in the apartment’s emergency preparedness kit? What happens if there’s a natural disaster?

Bowie wanders in and they let him know there’s going to be a party. Bex and Andi start wondering what they’re going to wear to the party. Andi runs off to decide, but Bowie holds Bex back for a second to talk to her.

Bowie goes to retrieve a letter he brought in from the mailbox.

But, more importantly:

THE CAT! An appearance in the finale for The Cat! He’s been here since season one, he deserves it!

Bowie tells Bex there’s a situation. Andi has received a letter from SAVA.

The two wonder about the letter. Acceptance letters usually have a lot of paperwork and such in them and arrive in bigger envelopes. Rejection letters, on the other hand, are usually just a piece of paper that says “Thanks but no thanks.” on it.

They worry about how sad it’ll make Andi if it’s a rejection letter, and don’t want to ruin her night with that possibility, so they decide to keep it quiet for now.

Then Andi appears and Bex sits on the letter. Andi tells her she found something for her to wear, so Bex gets up and Bowie jumps on the letter like it’s a grenade.

Once he thinks the coast is clear, he gets off of it, but then Andi appears again and Bowie crumples up the letter in his hands to hide it and does this completely natural thing...

Oh, don’t mind me, just listening to my hands.

Andi tells him she picked out something for him to wear, too, and runs off.

Bowie examines the state of the letter.

On the bright side, if it is a rejection letter, you can always say this is how it showed up and trash SAVA for lacking the decency to take any care in mailing their letters. I mean, if this is how they mail stuff, imagine how little care they show in other places! Who would want to go to such a school anyway, right?

That night, everything is in place for the party.

Bex comes walking down the stairs in her wedding dress, which looks nice but feels impractical for a night of partying.

Andi tells her how beautiful she looks.

There’s a knock at the door. Andi lets Bowie in. He’s wearing his father’s tux.

Andi starts up some music and invites the bride and groom to the floor for their first dance.

And-- oh GOD it’s the song from the first season.

Well, we’re six minutes in and I guess this is going to mark the point of the episode where I start going under and just never recover.

The party is in full swing now. Cyrus finds Buffy watching Marty from across the room as he chats up another girl. Cyrus asks her if things are still weird between the two of them but she doesn’t know. He asks her what she would like things to be like between them.

Buffy feels that Marty doesn’t like her anymore. Like like. Cyrus doesn’t believe that’s true, but Buffy says Marty said it himself.

He’s like, you’re really going to believe the word of a known liar like Marty? If he’s so honest, what’s his last name? And don’t you dare say Fromdaparty.

Then TJ walks in and Buffy’s like, perfect timing, let’s get off my thing and onto yours, Cyrus.

And TJ’s like...

*waves in goofy*

And Cyrus is like...

*waves in goofy back*

Look, in fairness, there’s no way to wave enthusiastically without looking goofy. That’s why we invented that like, hand up thing, where you just put your palm out and hold it there for a second. But that’s for business scenarios and not parties. You’re at a party and see the boy you’re crushing on, you do a goofy, enthusiastic wave. It’s how it goes.

Then Kira walks in and the atmosphere instantly drops.

If some random kid came running in and shouted that they found a dead opossum on the floor of the bathroom, it could not have made the mood in the room worse. There’s a non-zero chance it could’ve made things better because at least we’re wondering where the opossum came from now.

Buffy assures Cyrus that the reason TJ is hanging out with Kira is not because he likes her, but he doesn’t agree. He thinks that ship has sailed.

So Buffy and Cyrus commiserate, both thinking they’ve lost their opportunity to get their man.

Later, Kira and TJ watch from the sidelines as the others dance.

How did Cyrus take and pass a dance class and get worse at dancing?

Kira asks TJ why he doesn’t want to dance. He says he just doesn’t want to.

Kira notes Cyrus dancing and starts to laugh.

TJ’s like, what’s so funny? Kira says look at Cyrus.

TJ’s like, yeah, he’s great, but Kira’s still laughing at him. TJ tells her she can’t do that -- laugh at someone for their dancing. Kira’s like, you thought it was funny. TJ’s like, no, I thought it was fun. There’s a big difference.

So, Kira’s like, okay, here we go again.

She says that if she made him pick between her and Cyrus, he’d pick Cyrus. TJ’s like, the fact that you’re even going to the place where you’d think of making me pick proves how wrong this all is.

Kira says that answers her question and exits the party.

The party continues on.

Electronic music starts, the lights go down, and the dinosaur descends the staircase.

Nice to get one last sentence in before the end where I can write what’s literally happening on the screen, take a step back and go, what the hell did I just write?

Everyone gathers round to watch the neon dinosaur dance. They chant “Go Andi! Go Andi!”

Then Andi shows up.

Their next guess is Jonah, but then he shows up, too. He couldn’t find the dinosaur costume because it had been stolen by the mystery dancer.

The music ends and the audience cheers for the dancing dinosaur, who finally reveals herself, ripping off her face mask like a Scooby Doo villain.

Everyone gasps. They’re like, uh oh, the party police are here and they showed up in a T-Rex costume for some reason.

But then Celia’s like...

Everyone wants to know what Celia’s doing back. She’s like, well, I got four hours out and realized I’d rather be attending one of these parties than on a vacation somewhere so I turned around and came back and snuck into the house through a second story window so no one would see me and inflated this dinosaur suit and put it on and waited for the right music to start and shut off the lights and came downstairs and performed this dance routine. Was it worth it? I spent the whole four hours on the way back practicing that “No parties, just kidding” thing.

And everyone’s like, yeah, it was alright.

And Celia’s like, okay, cool.

She’s like, I’m glad I tried fun. And then she walks off and that’s the last we ever see of her. From strict mom to dancing grandma in a dinosaur suit. What a ride. I hope she enjoys her vacation.

Later on, TJ has gotten on stage with a piano. He starts playing the intro to “Born This Way”.

TJ, NO! We don’t have the money for the rights to that song! Are you crazy? Can I interest you in some generic production music that can be purchased for a tenth the cost? Maybe something in the public domain? How about we all sing “Row, Row, Row Your Boat”?

But it’s too late. TJ, to celebrate his liberation from Kira, elects to come out to the entire party by showing he knows how to play the gayest song of all time on the piano by heart.

The whole party is like, oh, this is nice. He’s playing some music. And then Cyrus is like...

SURPRISE! I have a microphone and this is a performance now!

Amber starts singing, too. TJ calls up Jonah and/or Bowie to get on stage and provide some guitar, but then Bex is like...

SURPRISE! I have a guitar and I know how to play it!

Jonah and Andi get on stage and get thrown mics.

Buffy grabs a mic and joins in. The entire cast can sing! It’s a musical miracle.

Cyrus joins TJ on the stage and they sing together.

Bowie at some point also wandered up with his own guitar and joined Bex.

Everyone performs in the song, except for Marty, who just kinda sings from the sidelines like, “Eh, this is nice but pop’s not my genre.”

The song comes to a finish.

Everyone celebrates how good that was despite it never having been rehearsed.

A gosh-dang musical miracle, I tell ya.

Later on outside, Jonah finds Andi and tells her he has something for her. Andi immediately panics. Jonah reassures her it is not one of his famous terrible gifts, like the piece of rice with Andi’s misspelled name on it. He asks if that was the worst present ever.

Jonah says this isn’t a present anyway.

He found their bracelet. The one thought lost for so long. Well, he didn’t find it.

Oh, Judy Bartholomew, you never cease to impress!

Jonah offers it back to Andi, who promises to make it disappear forever. But Jonah says, he actually wanted to know if he could keep it. It’s a great bracelet and he’s always liked it.

Andi puts the bracelet on him. She wonders what things would’ve been like if they’d met when they were older and more mature.

Well, older, at least.

Back inside the party, Buffy finds Marty at his usual party position, hanging around the food table. She starts reenacting the conversation from their first meeting. They get to the “eat a live frog” bit and Marty can’t continue.

Buffy tells him that she didn’t think that. She found him funny. Marty warns her that she is dangerously close to complimenting him. She tells him it was a compliment.

Buffy wants to try having a conversation to see if they can. So they ask each other how their day was and both agree they had fine days. Marty asks her what the next step is and Buffy decides the next step is to leave.

Buffy heads outside, but Marty chases after her. He says he thinks he messed it up and wants to try the straightforward thing again. He tells her to go first.

Yep, that’s straightforward. Marty compliments her on how straightforward it was. Buffy tells him that’s all she wanted him to know, in case he ever changes his mind about liking her, but Marty’s like...

He goes in for a kiss.

They smile at each other and head back into the party.

Cyrus, meanwhile, heads to the backyard where he finds TJ sitting on...

T H E   B E N C H.

Cyrus asks what happened to Kira. TJ says he poured water on her and she melted. Boy’s dropping Judy Garland movie references now. Really laying it on thick.

TJ says Kira’s not a nice person, but Cyrus reminds him people used to say that about him, almost verbatim.

Cyrus says he knows that, but there are things he didn’t know, like that TJ played piano. TJ tells him his mom is a piano teacher. Cyrus didn’t know that either. TJ promises he’s not that mysterious, just ask him anything.

TJ panics. He’s like, oh, you went right for the kill shot. He doesn’t want to say what his name is. He says there are only like five living souls on this planet who know what TJ stands for, and they are all of Kippen blood.

TJ’s really digging himself a hole here with Cyrus. The more you sell the mystery of this, the more a kid like Cyrus will want to know.

“My name’s only ever been said out loud once before, by the doctor who filled out the birth certificate, and then he disappeared, never to be seen again! Mythology says that my name used to be sung by the Sirens, who’d use it to lure unsuspecting sailors to their dooms! Legend says there’s a secret cave in the Gobi Desert, and that if you shout my name into it, a trap door will open revealing billions of dollars in hidden treasure! So surely you must understand, I can’t possibly tell you what it is.”

Cyrus says if he doesn’t learn what TJ’s full name is, he will literally die of curiosity. Now faced with the impending death of his crush, TJ realizes he must make the ultimate sacrifice to save his life and tell him what his name is. First, he swears him to secrecy. Cyrus swears.

TJ tells him his parents were way into music, so they named him after their favorite artists:

This is where I’d make a joke like, “It could’ve been worse, they could’ve named him...” but I don’t have a way to finish that sentence. I guess like, Beethoven Mozart, so then he couldn’t even use his initials or they’d be B.M.?

You know, though, it’s such an odd name, it becomes immediately endearing.

To Cyrus as well. They didn’t come all this way, accepting each other through everything, to be stopped in the finale by bad dancing or weird names.

TJ says his grandparents stepped in to intervene. They were like, this is preposterous and we’re not going to spend what short time remains of our lives on so many syllables! He’s TJ!

TJ asks if there’s anything else Cyrus wants to know and then he makes just the ever-so-slightest of hand movements toward him and I’m telling you right now, I don’t know if I will ever be okay watching this.

I’m serious. I don’t know when I’ll be able to watch this scene and see that hand movement and not get emotional. Definitely not now, and I can’t imagine anytime soon.

Cyrus sees his hand. He asks TJ is there’s anything else he wants to tell him.

TJ asks Cyrus if there’s anything he wants to tell him.

They grab each other’s hand.

And both let out this nervous exhale.

And they hold each other’s hand and smile at each other as the screen fades to black.

Just the two of them, together, in their own little world.

I get that people might have wanted more, more words, more actions, and I don’t necessarily disagree. I don’t think there’s a hypothetical version of this scene that has more and is bad or anything.

But, in my opinion, I think this is brilliant. In its subtlety and in its simplicity, this is one of the sweetest, most graceful, most touching ways I’ve ever seen two people express their affection for one another. That they’ve been through so much, and that they know each other so well that they can just look at each other and only need to say yes to tell the other one all they need to know, to tell each other everything? I’m not going to label two middle schoolers as “in love” because, look, they’re kids and it’s middle school. But what I will say is this: that’s what love is. When someone knows you so intensely and so intimately that you don’t have to say it. When all you have to do is look at someone to know. It’s a connection that goes beyond words. It’s beautiful.

Or, in other words, I’m emotional!

Later, after the party has ended, the GHC, Jonah, and Bex and Bowie hang out in the backyard, reminiscing.

Andi shares a picture of the GHC starting second grade.

From the day they met.

Buffy remarks how they’re still together after all these years. And Cyrus says they always will be. And Andi says...

They’re like, uh oh. Andi says she wants to show them something and leads them to Andi Shack, which has been stripped clean.

They ask why, and Andi tells them she doesn’t need the Shack anymore. She needs a studio because she got into SAVA, which makes her parents very happy, but bums out Cyrus and Buffy. They’re happy for her, but...

This is going to change things.

Bex remarks how a lot of life has happened in Andi Shack. We see some nice clips from over the years, and, if you liked those, you can see more clips by purchasing previous seasons of Andi Mack on your preferred streaming platform. (And coming to Disney+ this Fall!)

Bex tells Andi how proud she is of her and they hug.

Bowie hugs her, too, and tells her she’s going to do great things.

And then, like responsible adults, they decide to go clean up the house. We’ve all really grown so much, haven’t we?

Andi regroups with Cyrus, Buffy, and Jonah. Cyrus says they should be mindful of the moment because after this, we’re all going our separate ways. They all yell at Cyrus for this.

Andi reassures them all that no matter where they go or what they do, they’ll always be a part of each other’s lives.

And then they do this weird sort of group imagine thing where they actually manifest images of the future.

Where they’re all like, doing adult things, but also, still look like children? It’s, um... it’s a little odd.

But I’m going to retain my positivity and head for the finish line.

Andi asks Jonah to take a picture of the GHC standing together as they did on that first day of second grade. Then, Cyrus drops a Winnie the Pooh quote: “You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.”

The four share one last group hug.

Andi asks if they’re all going to meet tomorrow at The Spoon, and they agree.

Each one hugs Andi one last time before exiting.

Andi watches them leave, then heads inside Andi Shack to put up the pictures. She smiles and walks out.

And that, my friends, is a wrap on Andi Mack.

This isn’t goodbye -- I’ve got a little more stuff planned -- but I think this is probably the thing that will be read by the most amount of people familiar with my blog, so let me just say this here: if you’ve read any or all of my recaps, or even if you’re just reading this one, thank you. I have loved writing them and I have loved being a part of this fandom, and I appreciate all of you who took the time to be a part of it with me.

This show and this fandom have been such an amazing experience for me, and it has brought me so much joy this past year and a half. So, once again, from the bottom of my heart, thank you.

I will truly never forget it.

[that-fictional-dad]

I had a lil daydream yesterday about Toad finding out I can do some magic.

I was thinking about fixing the front door. Because Toad and his kid are literally never in glamour. It's not great to have a broken front door to the building when you're never in glamour.

Toad's going on about how the door is fine and "What are you trying to do? gentrify the entire neighbourhood?"

I finally shut him up with a kind of guilt tripping "I don't care about the rest of the building, Toad. The drafty window you haven't fixed in 20 years is fine. The rug completely ripped off the stairs are fine. What's not fine is TJ running around in this building woth no lock on your door."

"Are you tellin me how to raise my kid?"

sigh "Judt let me work, Toad."

"You sound like the sheriff."

"The difference between me and the sheriff is that I actually give a shit about the people in this town and down hide in the Buisness Office."

Toad finds me irriatating but I'm the only tenant who doesn't fuck around and pays rent on time and TJ likes me. (I know money's tight for everyone but you can't tell me that The Woodsman has never just not paid rent for months because he can. He's like 6'5 lumberjack with a shirty attitude and Toad is ... a toad.)

Then TJ comes out and wants to help and he's like likely between 9-11 so I don't talk down to him and make him hold screws I legit have him help and explain how the bells are supposed to work.

I decided I was fix the mailbox while I was in the lobby and TJ was really excited to sort all the mail. Because the fable town courtiers are a mess and just throw all the ship for the building in one pile. [headcanon] and there's a flyer for the public pool and TJ is like "Wish I could go :/" [He lovvesss swimming he is frog bo]

and im like "Why can't you?"

Toad "yes I'm sure the Mundies would love to see a frog boy kids to the pool with their kids."

And I'm like "... Glamours exist"

Toad: "of course I forgot we had a rich guy here"

im like "... I would make him a glamour if he wanted to go to the public pool."

Toad "so first you come in here and fix things and then you tell me you can make glamour. I suppose your great aunt is the Queen of Sheba?"

And I'm like "I'm in glamour right now" I take off my glam and he's like "You're an ugly one ain't you?"

and TJ is like "You have big ears! Like the sheriff!"

Toad "Yeah. We don't see many wolves around here."

And then I defensively explain that there are 46 different types of canines and just because I have pointy ears doesn't mean I'm a wolf...

[meteorherd]

bro you're my garfield friend. yes i know. literally all of the sonic characters are right there. but you're my garfield loremaster friend and thats just how it is.

GARFY…..YES!!!! garfield is actually my favorite sonic character

[davidelizabethbowiestrider]

Tyrus ficlet- Date

“Can you see them?” 

Andi frowned as she ducked slightly to the left, peering around the booth towards where Cyrus and Tj sat. She could just see the top of Tj’s head around the people in the booth behind them, and she let out a huff as she turned back to Buffy and Jonah. 

“No, I can’t. There are like, six people in my way, all I can see is the top of Tj’s head!” Buffy shifted to look around Andi, making a face as she realized Andi was right. 

“How are we suppose to make sure that this is the best date ever if we can’t even see them?” She grumbled, slumping in her seat as Jonah took a sip of his float. They had already followed the two teens to the movies, where they hadn’t been able to really watch them in the dark theatre, and then to the Spoon; now they sat in the corner booth of the ice cream parlor, trying to spy to the best of their abilities. 

“Shouldn’t we just...trust that they know what they wanna do on their date?” Jonah asked, not bothering to attempt to see what was happening at their friends’ table. “Like, I wouldn’t want to have a group of people following me around on my date. That’s kinda awkward. And you know they can probably see us right? Andi’s wearing a neon green and blue dress.” Andi made a face as Buffy glared at Jonah, both girls booing him as they reached across the table to flick Jonah’s arm and causing him to give half-laugh. “Why are you booing me? I’m right!” Buffy wrinkled her nose, and Jonah grinned at her. “I’m just saying, maybe they don’t need us following them around? We could have spent today doing Go Karts instead of stalking our friends. Go Karts, Buffy.” Buffy rolled her eyes as Andi, who had turned her attention back to Cyrus and Tj’s table, swatted her arm. 

“They’re leaving! They’re leaving, we have to follow them! What if something happens!” Jonah raised a brow at Andi’s words, reaching to pat her arm even as he reached for his wallet to pay for their drinks. “What do you think’s gunna happen, Andi? It’s almost Cyrus’ curfew, Tj’s probably just going to bring him home.” Andi shot him an unimpressed look, and Buffy stood up from the booth as Tj and Cyrus disappeared out the door. “Go! Go pay, meet us outside! We have to follow them or we’ll lose them!” Jonah rolled his eyes but went to pay as he grinned at his friends ridiculousness. Buffy and Andi made their way outside, watching as Tj guided Cyrus towards the direction back to the Goodman’s house with a hand on his lower back, Cyrus rambling as he let himself be gently pushed along. Buffy and Andi followed as close as they dared- close enough to keep them in sight, but not close enough to hear what they might be talking about. Jonah caught up to them easily, jogging to walk beside Andi as the girls took turns dragging each other behind mailboxes and streetlight posts in the most obviously noticeable manner. They walked that way for nearly fifteen minutes before Tj and Cyrus were turning up the Goodman’s driveway, holding hands and grinning at each other as Andi and Buffy tried to hide behind a parked van. 

“What are they doing now? Are they holding hands? Is Tj being a gentleman?” Andi asked, leaning on Buffy as she tried to peek over the roof of the van. Jonah snorted as he leaned against the vehicle, shaking his head as Buffy tried to hoist Andi up higher to see. He tugged his phone out of his pocket as he felt it buzz, opening it to a message from Cyrus. Cy Guy: It’s cute you guys had nothing better to do than crash my date, but I’m going to make out with my boyfriend in about five minutes and if any of you are watching me I’m going to be VERY disappointed in all of you, Jonah Beck. :/

Jonah snorted, tapping Andi’s shoulder to show her his phone, and she dropped back to her feet with a pout. 

“Dangit. I thought we got away with it. Ugh. Okay. Let’s leave so they can be gross.” Buffy scowled, and Jonah waved at Cyrus, who was leveling them with a death glare, before steering the two away, leaving Cyrus to heave a dramatic sigh as he turned his attention back to Tj, giving him an apologetic look. 

“I didn’t tell them not to follow us. That’s my fault, I should have known better.” He offered, and Tj grinned, leaning to kiss him softly. 

“It’s fine. It was still the best date I’ve ever been on, Cyrus.” Cyrus grinned, leaning up to kiss him back. 

“Me too, Teej.”

[in-tyrus-we-stan]

I’ve taken it upon myself to update the synopsis for 3x20 on IMDb. Below is what I’ve written. Let me know if anyone has suggestions before I submit

Celia leaves her house for the weekend, leaving Bex in charge of looking after the place. As Celia leaves she gives Bex strict instructions that there are no parties allowed. Bex replies that of course, they are going to have a party to which Celia responds, "I know, but isn't it more fun if you think you're defying me?" Andi and Bex are going through a bunch of party supplies deciding what they want for their party when Bowie enters, also excited about the upcoming party. Andi asks Bex what she is going to wear to which Bex replies she isn't sure yet. Andi tries to lead Bex to her room to pick out outfits, but Bowie holds Bex back, indicating that Andi should go ahead. He pulls Bex aside and shows her a letter from SAVA that is addressed to Andi. They discuss whether or not they think it could be an acceptance or rejection letter. Bex points out that it is a small letter and that acceptances usually come in large envelopes. They discuss what they should do with the letter and consider putting it back in the mailbox when suddenly Andi re-enters the room. Bex throws herself onto the nearby couch to try and hide the letter. Andi, noting the suspicious behavior, urges Bex to hurry up and go with her to try clothes on already. Bex gets up while leaving the letter on the couch, which Bowie then dives on top of. After Bex and Andi leave Bowie picks up the letter to look at it once more when Andi re-enters the room. With nowhere to hide the letter, he crumples it in his hands and smiles uncomfortably. In the following scene, Andi is waiting downstairs in Cece's house waiting for her mom to come downstairs. Bex descends the stairs in an elegant and sparkly white dress. Andi jokes that Bex looks "decent" before telling her mom how beautiful she is. Bowie comes in the front door in a tux and is visibly in awe of his beautiful wife. Bex exclaims how happy she is that Bowie got to wear his late father's tuxedo and Bowie shares a similar sentiment in that he is glad Bex didn't return the dress. Andi summons the two to the dance floor and plays the song "Never seen nothing like you" by Nate Highfield. The newlyweds have their first dance as Andi looks on. Buffy and Cyrus enter very excitedly for the upcoming party and Andi shushes them and points at her parents. The three kids watch as the couple continues to dance as if they are in their own world. In the next scene, the party at Cece's is in full swing. There are lots of kids around chatting and dancing. Buffy is watching Marty from across the room when Cyrus approaches and joins her in her gaze. He asks her if things are still weird between her and Marty to which she replies that she isn't sure what they are. Cyrus asks what she wants them to be to which she answers in the same way, that she doesn't know. Cyrus insists that Marty has to like Buffy, but Buffy refutes that idea by explaining how Marty told her he just wanted to be friends. TJ then enters the party and Buffy calls out to him which he then returns with a wave. Cyrus waves back excitedly until he sees Kira come in right behind TJ. Cyrus' face falls and he expresses his dislike for Kira. Buffy tries to convince Cyrus that there is no way that TJ actually likes Kira. Kira and TJ embrace and Buffy turns to Cyrus with an apology to which Cyrus replies, "I was probably deluding myself anyways." The party is really starting to heat up with Cyrus joining the dancing. He dances in a way that involves a lot of motion of his arms and legs, but he looks to be having a great time. TJ watches Cyrus dance with a smile on his face. Just then, Kira starts laughing at Cyrus and explains to TJ how Cyrus' dancing is funny. TJ's face suddenly turns serious and he tells Kira that she can't make fun of people for the way they dance. Kira challenges TJ to talk about what this argument is really about. She says that this is actually about TJ choosing Cyrus over her like he always does. TJ asks why she always makes him choose, adding that Cyrus doesn't make him pick. Kira says that he just answered her question and she storms off. Someone dressed in a glow-in-the-dark T-Rex costume comes downstairs and starts dancing. All the kids at the party assuming it is Andi, start chanting her name. They chant until they realize that Andi is standing with them so it couldn't be her. They look around to see who isn't with them and notice Jonah is absent. They decide it must be Jonah until he walks over to them too, explaining that he couldn't find the costume. They wonder aloud who it can possibly be when the person in the suit rips of their face mask and the dinosaur is revealed to be... Cece! She shouts that she said no parties and everyone looks around worriedly. She then says she is just kidding and had actually always wanted to attend one of these parties. Relieved, everyone goes back to dancing. Later, TJ gets on stage and starts playing the keyboard. Everyone looks around, confused as to what is happening. Suddenly, Cyrus comes out of the crowd with a microphone and starts singing the opening lines to Born This Way by Lady Gaga. Bex joins TJ onstage with a guitar and soon everyone is singing together. A little while later, Andi is outside on the porch where Jonah joins her. He shows her that he found the bracelet she had made him while he was packing to move. She offers to get rid of it for him, but Jonah explains that he actually wants to keep it because he always thought it was really cool. Andi wonders aloud what would have happened if they had met when they were older, to which Jonah replies that one day they will be older. Back inside, Buffy approaches Marty using the same line he used when they first met the year before. They redo the entire exchange until Marty admits that he used to be such a dope. Buffy shares that she thought he was funny and Marty replies that she had to be careful because that almost sounded like a compliment. Buffy explains that she was being serious and the two try to have a straight forward conversation free from their usual banter. Buffy gets frustrated that Marty wasn't seeing where she was trying to go with the conversation and she flees outside. However, Marty follows her and asks if they can try being straightforward again. Buffy tells him straight out that she likes him the way that he used to like her and that she wanted to let him know in case he ever changed his mind. Marty replies that he has never changed his mind and leans forward to kiss her. The two kiss and then Marty puts his arm around Buffy to lead her back to the party. In the backyard, Cyrus finds TJ sitting alone on a bench. He asks to join him and TJ agrees. Cyrus asks TJ what happened to Kira to which TJ replies, "I poured water on her and she melted," referencing the Wizard of Oz. TJ shares that he finally realized she wasn't a nice person. Cyrus responds that people used to say TJ wasn't a nice person either, and TJ reflects that sometimes there is a good person on the inside trying to get out. Then, Cyrus expresses his surprise that TJ knows how to play the piano to which TJ says he isn't really that mysterious and that Cyrus can ask him anything. Cyrus asks TJ what his name stands for and TJ replies, "except that!" Cyrus begs and finally, TJ gives in after making Cyrus swear not to tell anyone. TJ reveals that his parents are obsessed with music and named him after their favorite musicians. His full name is Thelonious Jagger (after Thelonious Monk and Mick Jagger). TJ is clearly embarrassed, but Cyrus immediately expresses his love for the name. TJ says that his grandparents hated the name and decided to call him TJ from when he was just three days old. Hesitantly, TJ then asks Cyrus if there is anything else he wants to know while slowly inching his hand towards Cyrus' hand. Cyrus notices and replies, "Is there anything else you want to tell me?" TJ replies "yeah" and then, holding his breath asks Cyrus, "Is there anything you want to tell me?" Cyrus smiles and says yes. With both boys smiling, TJ grabs Cyrus' hand and intertwines their fingers. Both boys let out sighs of relief and share a quiet moment together, having finally expressed their true feelings for one another. After everyone else has gone home, Andi, Bex, Bowie, Buffy, Jonah, and Cyrus sit around the fire together where Andi shares a picture she found of her, Cyrus, and Buffy in front of Andi Shack. Buffy and Cyrus express happiness that they'll always be together which causes Andi to explain she wants to show them something. She leads the group to Andi Shack and reveals that the inside is completely empty and painted white. Her friends and family are confused by this which leads Andi to explain that she got into SAVA after all. Her parents are thrilled and her friends are too however, they're sad that they won't be going to high school together. They remind each other that they'll always be friends no matter what and the friends imagine all of their futures together. Andi asks Jonah to take a picture of her, Buffy, and Cyrus in the same position as the old picture. Jonah does and then Cyrus shares, "you're braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think," which is a quote from Winnie the Pooh. The four friends embrace in a group hug and share how the party was great and even life-changing to which Jonah says, "I think I missed some stuff." Each friend says goodbye to Andi and they promise to meet up the following day at the Spoon. Jonah gives Andi the final hug and tells her, "Love you, Andiman." After her friends leave, Andi goes into Andi Shack and hangs up the old picture next to the new one and leaves a third tack hanging, indicating that there will be more pictures in the future. As Andi goes back inside, the camera zooms in on the pictures and fades to black with the series' end.

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Achromatic- Ambi part 1:

Andi walked down the hallway and stared at her crush, Amber.

“She is so cute.” She whispered under her breath.

Amber caught her staring and walked over.

“Hey Andi! I got you a gift for our one year friendiversary!”

“Our what?”

“We became friends a year ago?”

“Oh, right. Sorry, I don’t have anything for you.”

“It’s okay! Your friendship is a gift itself.” Andi grew a bright crimson.

“Um.. Uhhhh.. Much thank I- I mean you thank god I mean thank you Ambi A- AMBER! THANK. YOU.”

Andi walks away flustered- laughing, Amber follows her.

“You alright Andi? You seem a little.. I don’t know.. Disoriented?”

“IM FINE!”

“Yeesh okay..”

“Wait Amber! I’m sorry I’m just a little on edge.”

“How come?”

“It’s TJ.”

“Oh no, what did my idiot brother do this time.”

“I’m sorry, your WHAT.”

“You didn’t know? Yeah we’re twins.”

Andi went ballistic.

“I’m just going to step into the void for a second, excuse me.”

“Andi that’s your locker.”

Andi from inside her locker: “I’m sorry WHAT THERES NO RECEPTION IN THE VOID.”

“Andi this is a physical conversation.”

Andi taking her head out of her locker: “Ugh you’re no fun.”

“That’s not what you said last week when we rigged a confetti canon to go off when metfcalf opens his mailbox.”

“Alright you’re a little fun.”

“Yeah so what did he do?”

“It’s just.. I heard him say something and I’ve been thinking about it since.”

“What did he say?”

“He said that he has a crush on one of his friends. OH MY GOD! What if it’s me? Or Buffy?”

“Andi.”

“Or maybe there’s some other girl we don’t know about. I really hope so.”

“Andi?”

“He definitely would not have a crush on Buffy but I mean then again- no he totally wouldn’t.”

“Oh my god Andi.”

“Oh god I think it’s me.”

“Andi! If you don’t listen to me I’ll break your knees.”

“We would be Tandi or AJ.”

“ANDI!!!!”

“Hmm?”

“He’s gay. TJ is gay.”

“Oh thank god. It’s Cyrus.”

“How do you know?”

“He has three friends.”

“Hey! Not true! What about his teammates? They could be soulmates. Maybe Cyrus is his soulmate!”

“Hey, you know.. There is a way we could find out!”

“You thinking what I’m thinking Andi?”

“Definitely!”

Andi and Amber overlapping: “We look at their shapes- get TJ to kiss all his teammates and Cyrus!”

“Look at their shapes....”

Andi stood there with a blank face due to her idiot idea and changed the subject.

“Hey so what’s the gift you got me?”

“Oh right! It’s a necklace.”

Amber hands it to her.

“With a deer on it?”

“It’s so no matter how far apart we are, I’ll always be with you to protect you Bambi.”

Andi blushed and hugged Amber tightly.

“Put it on me.”

Andi turned around and Amber put it on.

“Andi! Is that a tattoo I see!”

“What? I don’t have any tattoos!

Amber lowered her shirt revealing a star on Andi’s shoulder.

“Oh. My. God.”

“What?”

Amber moved her hair and pulled her ear out wide.

“Look behind my ear and tell me what you see.”

“Wtf? Okay?”

“Andi did as she was told and stood in complete shock.

“A star.”

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thank you so much to @swingsetboys for organizing this and generally being amazing!

-After Andi got grounded for the high school party her phone was taken away for a bit. Amber freaked out at first thinking that Andi was mad till Cyrus (lord bless his peace making soul) filled her in on the situation. A letter arrived two days later in Andi’s mailbox, guess who it was from? Amber. It was an explanation to her parents and a was signed with “Sorry if I got you in trouble! Heres my address and keep exploring the world Bambi! There are many more things like that pool in Italy” (Andi has that note in a scrapbook)Thus begins a pen pal relationship, full of not so unrequited crushes, scribbled hearts, holding of hands and eventually after stealing a flannel from each other...a kiss. 

•Cyrus saw it coming from a mile away. No one just decides to go to the Spoon on every single day Amber is working and sit there with hearts popping from her eyes. 

 Andi will call Buffy or Cyrus and gush about a moment that happened. Little does she know that theres group call happening between the Kippen siblings, Marty and TJ are about to knock Amber out “Oh my god Amber if we hear about Andi’s eyes one more time!”. It becomes a cycle of calling. They even drew a diagram of how it would go. 

Andi calls Buffy calls Cyrus in groupcall, then afterwards Cyrus calls TJ who calls Marty who calls Amber to confirm that feelings are present who calls Andi to talk about her annoying brothers. Then everything repeats.

This can repeat for hours but hey it works.

-Ambi becomes official and everyone e x p l o d e s. It was expected but WOAH IT FINALLY HAPPENED? The pining is finally over thank schnitzel

-To celebrate one month Andi made a bracelet for Amber, she was hesitant at first and said “Are you okay with a girlfriendy thing?”. Amber acts chill about it but internally is screaming.

-(They worked out Amber somehow getting Jonahs bracelet a while ago). Andi gets her phone back soon and they are the couple who uses 22 emojis per text but its adorable! 

-In the end when they do the lanterns again Amber doesn’t put anything in hers. When Walker asks why she glances at Andi and shrugs “I already have everything I could wish for”

Bonus: Their first kiss was in a canoe! It flipped over causing them both to get soaking wet. On shore Amber lifted up their towel to block anyone watching right as Andi leaned forward to kiss her her again.

-Marty learned that Buffy moved away and that was the first time he messaged her since their fight, he apologized and said he hoped that she would have a good life in Arizona. 

-She kept him waiting for a few days because she’s still trying to figure out her feelings, friendship or crush?

- “Marty, thanks for apologizing. Can we talk when I visit?” He immediately says yes! 

-Once she comes back they talk. Its has a few embarrassing moments, some sad as well but in the end they both leave, hearts pounding and thoughts occupied with how even if they were friends how it could be different someday. 

Bonus: Marty comes out to Buffy as trans and Buffy comes out to him as bi. They go to parades together and will wear their respective flags with pride! Marty is the one to paint the flags on their cheeks. 

Bonus bonus: Its been almost 5 months since they talked about the crush situation and the FaceTime calls keep getting longer 

Bonus Basketball: Buffy and him play during the off season of basketball, soon Marty joins the guys basketball team. They still play against each other every Saturday morning.

Heres some Hogwarts shenanigans! 

Gryffindor: TJ, Buffy and Leo the Locker Boy

Slytherin: Amber, Reed and Natalie

Hufflepuff: Cyrus, Marty and Iris

Ravenclaw: Jonah and Andi!

The GHC became friends in 1st year, interhouse friendships for the win!

Marty joins the group 3rd year after the Yule Ball, he and Buffy dance so the group adopts him 

Buffy and TJ’s rivalry starts in 2nd year after a fight with who got the Quidditch field, then he insulted her and her skills. Not even a rap apology was going to be enough for him to be admitted into the group. He is Quidditch-Player-Who-Must-Not-Be-Name

TJ lashed out at her because he wanted to be Quidditch Captain but she was the one who got the position

They make up after Cyrus has a Charms class with TJ, the reason? Both agree that Cyrus is a very soft kid and we will protect him at all costs. 

(Buffy suspects more but doesn’t push at the reason why TJ does that little smile when Cyrus figures out a spell)

He writes an apology, near the end of the letter it says “You were right. You are the best Quidditch captain Hogwarts has seen” After this their rivalry is more of a friendship.

Andi finds the Room of Requirement and decides its going to be a LGBT+ club (she gets permission), the next time she walks in a pan flag appears above her head.

Cyrus helps her set up a network of kids who might want to attend 

Amber, Iris and TJ are more of the popular group so when Amber and Iris walk into the Room on a meeting day you can imagine the surprise. 

“Are you sure that this is the meeting Iris? They won’t stop staring” 

Andi is shooketh because holy heck my crush is coming to the meeting be chill Andi, b r e a t h

She greets them and after some snacks from the house elves everyone feels comfortable talking to each other and introducing themselves

Amber and Iris say they’ll be regulars.

Andi had to lie down after that meeting. 

Cyrus has Potions with TJ during 4th year. Mrs. Deborah, the teacher, sat them by each other to make a potion and it exploded first try. TJ got frustrated because he mixed up some numbers but Cyrus just laughs “Its okay! We can try again” 

Thus begins Smitten Kippen 

Don’t get him started on when they made Amortenia, they were supposed to share with the class and Cyrus declined. 

TJ in that moment: Oh my god what did he smell

Cyrus to Buffy and Andi later: I don’t see what the big deal about Amortenia is? It just smelled the same as when TJ sits by me like he does in Poti-wait                                                                                            Buffy and Andi: Are you okay??

TJ and Cyrus are the disaster gays of Hogwarts. 

They’ve tried to ask each other out almost 30 times now. But it always gets interrupted by something, a troll, a werewolf turning etc. 

Cyrus has almost given up until 5th year where at a Quidditch game he gets TJ’s scarf.

It was like the meme where someone says their cold and the other person piles warm clothing on them. 

He only needed the scarf because the blush was real in that moment, nothing could cool him down. He hugged TJ said a very rushed thank you then ran to the stands. 

After that game he gave TJ a sign that said “I’m not Kippen when I say I like you” 

It becomes almost a game to see who can out flirt who

Special blueberry macadamia muffin was delivered to the Gryffindor common room. Book about lizards sent to Hufflepuff with a note in the cover. Plenty of notes sent to each other during classes.

The one who makes a move is Cyrus, TJ writes him a small poem and he marches up to TJ after dinner to say “TJ Kippen will you go out with me?”

Nothing interrupted him and TJ said yes so fast it was like something possessed him

They have a cute Hogsmeade date <3

Buffy and Marty are the most competive friends anyone has seen. Mention Quidditch? They jump for the chance to see who gets the Snitch. Spells? Get under cover this is going to be a BATTLE

Due to these competitions they get sent to the hospital wing many, many times. 

They ate too many Weasley sweets and didn’t realize they both ate a vomiting one. 

Madam Pomfrey banned Weasley treats after that, said that students were too irresponsible (a healthy black market trade arose)

Once they got out and realized they both had actual physical harm happen because of a competition Marty proposed something

Marty: Look Buffy I love our competitions...but could we stick to banter for now?                                                                                                    Buffy: You know what would be convenient? Lets go on dates, easier way to banter with each other                                                                        Marty: *screams* 

He agrees after falling down a staircase they were walking down. 

(back to the hospital wing Marty) 

By the next day it was back to regular banter! With the occasional hand holding and kiss if one of them said something a little too silly

This is the one year Jonah and Walker are beaten in the Best Couple Competition. 

Speaking of Best Couple Competitions...the year Cyrus and TJ become public is the year they almost beat Wonah (the nickname for the pairing) 

Cyrus kisses him on the cheek, his hand and on tiptoes he’ll kiss his nose but never the lips. 

TJ is totally okay with this but wonders about it sometimes. 

Skip ahead to the final Quidditch match, they’ve been dating a few months. 

TJ (about to get on this broom): Hey how about a kiss for good luck? Its the last game it might work                                                                  Cyrus (rolling his eyes): Okay you dork

Cyrus pulled him down by his collar and gave him a brief kiss

TJS FACE WAS BRIGHT RED and Slytherin was crushed by Gryffindor in a record amount of points.

Amber and Andi are a background couple most of the time, content with sitting in the library by a window. You can find them if you know where to look, the tree by the lake or near the kitchens where they sneak into for a snack. Amber is always wearing a headband from Andi and Andi will be wearing a charmed ring from Amber.

Bonus: After they both graduate, TJ is hired on a Defense of the Dark Arts teacher and Cyrus is the Arithmancy teacher. TJ goes on to be the headmaster! He makes new policies that allow students to be more comfortable with their sexuality and genders/

Bonus Bonus\: TJ and Cyrus go to Andi’s GSA weekly meeting and thats how they come out to each other. They walked in and both went “Shit”. That was the quietest they have ever been together. They walk out together and separate after throwing each other a quick smile.